8 dating daughter rule simple
no.: 4ACX11 First Aired: July 10, 2005 Guest Starring: Joanna Garcia Featuring: Peter Griffin, Meg Griffin, Mort Goldman, Neil Goldman Also Appearing: Stewie, Lois, Chris, Brian, Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Colin Farrell, Rupert, La Dawn, Jeremy, Santos & Pasquel, Paula Poundstone, Cicillia, Jake Tucker, Dustin Hoffman, Predator, Tundro & Gloop, Therapist Joe Director: Greg Colton Assistant Director: Steve Fonti Writers: Patrick Meighan Storyboarders: Young Lee Plot: When Peter goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms, he realizes he has forgotten his wallet.
Rule 8 : The following places are NOT appropriate for a date with my daughter: places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool; places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns, within eyesight; holding hands, or happiness; places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat; movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are OK. I have a gun, a shovel, and five acres behind my house. As soon as you pull into the driveway, you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Lois fires La Dawn, who departs tearfully after giving Stewie a mixtape.Stewie regrets his actions and pursues her, but she has disappeared.Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car. Mort Goldman, the pharmacist, offers to open a tab for him; Peter quickly begins spending unnecessarily.